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The lie that said, “just make it work.”
The lie that told you, we design for everyone but YOU.
But today… something shifted!
You finally found a Perfect-Fit Apron made with YOU in mind.
For the first time, you finally felt seen, understood and designed for.
And what if this apron is only the beginning of a kitchen life you didn't even know you wanted?

A welcoming, unforgettable, members-only community & PERFECT-FIT Apron Subscription Box, where busy home cooks finally feel seen, understood, designed for and connected.
...ALL while regularly updating their apron wardrobe with:
• 4 Perfect-Fit, Plus-Size Friendly Aprons
• 4 Vintage-Themed Flour Sack Towels w/ Vintage Cookbook
• 12 Monthly Kitchen Challenges
• 12 Kitchen Trophies
• PLUS a few surprises, challenges, bake-offs & more all year long!

This is your moment to say YES to YOU!
A moment to give yourself something that makes your daily life feel better, brighter, easier and a lot more fun with women waiting to connect with you from around the country.
Did you know, research shows women in their 40s & 50s who don't find something tangible to look forward to, experience a steady decline in overall life satisfaction. Not because they didn't have the chance - but because they stopped saying 'yes' to themselves.
The Secret Apron Society
where you finally get to
say 'yES', to YOU!
(and sooo much more!)

✦ Monthly Surprise Mail that makes regular mail look embarrassing - the kind that instantly upgrades your day and your kitchen (and gets you and YOUR kitchen back in the groove).
✦ Perfect-Fit Aprons for Less - yes, the plus-size Perfect-Fit ones. The ones you actually want to wear at a steal.
✦ Seasonal Vintage-Inspired Kitchen Towels - because can you ever really have enough Pyrex, Tupperware, and Betty Crocker inspired vibes in one kitchen?
✦ Iconic Vintage Cookbooks to flip through, cook from and obsess over and steal from.
✦ Monthly Kitchen Challenges you'll be bragging to your friends about - Think Pillsbury Bake-Off vibes with low pressure, high fun, and extremely brag-worthy wins.
✦ A Society of Your Favorite Kitchen People From Across The Country - hosting monthly drops, insider perks, and a private members space to stay connected between deliveries.
✦ AND SO MUCH MORE (and we're not just saying that, read for yourself below)!
...all inside the exclusive Secret Apron Society - and, YOU'RE INVITED!
Today's Founding Member 'Intro' Price:
Just $10 Today!
Your first month. Full access. Cancel anytime.

Your Seasonal Apron Society Wardrobe Starts Here
(Value: $59.00+)

Your Quarterly Best-Selling Flour Sack Towel (Plus Vintage Cookbook)
(Value: $16.00)

Monthly Dinner Winner Missions & More
(Value: $10.00)

Collectible Apron Pin Trophy
(Value: $12.00)

Monthly Classified Info Secrets Newsletter
(Value: $10.00)

Golden Apron Award Recipe Swaps
(Value: $20.00+)


New Member Exclusive
(Value: $12.95)

Back-door, Member Only Access
(Value: $20.00)

Founding Member Status
(Value: $PRICELESS)

A Treasure Chest of Million Dollar Recipes, Ideas, Tricks, Tips and More
(Value: $29.00)
(plus priceless belonging + official member privileges)
*Just cover shipping for your first month. Then only $29/month starting the first of next month.
(Monthly Membership)
You’ll get:
✔️ Monthly Dinner Winner Challenge in a Box
✔️ Seasonal Apron Drops (every 3 months)
✔️ Quarterly Vintage Towel & Cookbook Drops
✔️ Collectible Apron Pin Trophies
✔️ The Kitchen Billboards MONTHLY
✔️ Golden Apron Award Showdown + Recipe Swaps
✔️ BONUS: Secret Apron Society I.D. Badge
✔️ BONUS: Insider Access to EVERYTHING
✔️ BONUS: Monthly Legacy Pricing - your rate never increases as long as you remain subscribed
✔️ BONUS: Annual Digital Recipe Yearbook (for current members)
But with the Monthly Membership, you will NOT receive:
✘ VIP FREE Shipping Pass (your boxes ship FREE every month)
✘ 2 months FREE
✘ The Kitchen Billboards PINK Card (20% off anytime all year long)
✘ Locked-in Annual Legacy Rate - our BEST rate for life
Try a sample. Love it or leave it.
If it's not for you, keep everything you've received and cancel anytime.
Then $29/month + $4.99 shipping starting next month.
(Annual Membership)
It's Our Best Deal - AND THE ONE THAT UNLOCKS EVERYTHING!
With VIP, you receive everything in Option #1 including...4 Aprons, 4 Flour Sack Towels, 4 Vintage Cookbooks, 12 Challenges, 12 Apron Trophies, 12 Printed Publications, PLUS...
✨ VIP FREE Shipping Pass - every box ships FREE, all year
✨ 2 Months FREE Membership
✨ The KB PINK Card - 20% off anytime you shop for an entire year at KitchenBillboards.com
✨ Locked-in Annual Legacy Pricing - your lowest rate, forever, even when prices increase
✨ Priority Access To Every Launch - towels, aprons, new colors, secret drops
✨ Automatic VIP Status inside the community
VIP Member Price:
Just $299/year
💎 Unlock Your VIP Year - Get 2 Months FREE, Free Shipping & the Pink Card!
Before we ever launched the Secret Apron Society (SAS), thousands of women fell in love with our aprons and:
✔ their Perfect Plus-Size Friendly Fit
✔ the way they finally felt SEEN
✔ the comfort of cooking in something designed for real bodies
✔ our Dinner Winner Challenges
✔ and our warm, joyful kitchen community

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I absolutely love this apron! I wore it to the Farmer’s Market at my booth today! It’s so comfortable, and it’s great for larger chests! Plenty of room, long straps.” -Lindsay M.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“This is so cute and I love how it fits! I am a larger curvy lady and I was worried this would be too small. I’m a 26/28 and this fits perfectly for me to use and it looks great! Would recommend and will most likely grab more!!” -Leanna C.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Beautiful natural oat color. Great quality material, fits perfectly (and I'm a bigger woman)” -Kim K.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Great fit for plus sizes, quality fabric and washes up really nice. Thank you!” -Amber B.
....just to name a few.
And that is exactly what inspired us to create the Secret Apron Society,
A full-year experience built on the same Perfect-Fit foundation women already love.

This is a Society -
a gathering of women from kitchens all across the country who get it.
AND...a Perfect-Fit, Plus-Size Friendly Apron Box!
Your seat at the table is waiting.

We get it — trying something new can feel like a big step.
So here’s our promise to you:
✨ You’re never locked in.
Cancel anytime. Skip a month whenever life gets busy.
You stay in complete control.
✨ Your box + pin are yours to keep — no matter what.
If you join today and decide the Society isn’t for you, just cancel.
No guilt. No hoops. No awkward emails.
✨ We are REAL women in REAL kitchens.
We built this Society to be a joy, not a pressure.
You deserve to feel safe, welcomed, and excited — never trapped.
We’ve got you.
Always.
That's the Kitchen Billboards Guarantee! 🛡️
PS...🔥 Try it. Feel it. See if it’s your place. If it is — welcome home. If not — keep the gifts and keep cooking magic your way.
Every month you’ll receive your “Dinner Winner Challenge in a Box” mailer packed with themed cooking fun. PLUS, as an SAS Member, you get:
✔ Quarterly Apron Drops
✔ Quarterly Kitchen Towel + Vintage Cookbook Drops
✔ Member-Only Bakeoffs
✔ Dinner Winner Collectible Kitchen Trophies
✔ Monthly Classifieds inside The KB Monthly
✔ The “Golden Apron Award” Showdown + Recipe Swaps
✔ Community Access
✔ Leaderboard Participation
✔ Your Official Secret Apron Society I.D. Pin
✔ Insider Access to EVERYTHING
✔ Locked-In Monthly Legacy Pricing (your price will never go up as long as you stay active)
✔ End-of-Year Secret Apron Society Recipe Yearbook (for active members only)
Both options get every single benefit listed above, BUT:
VIP Members ALSO receive:
✨ VIP FREE Shipping Pass (every monthly box ships FREE)
✨ 2 Months FREE Membership
✨ The KB PINK CARD (20% off ANYTIME you shop for an entire year)
✨ Locked-In Annual Pricing (your rate never increases as long as you renew)
If you want the best deal + the most perks + free shipping → Option #2 is the clear winner.
Each month includes:
• A themed cooking challenge
• Surprise collectibles
• Kitchen inspiration
• Printed or physical inserts
• Fun ways to earn trophies + bragging rights
• Plus, once every 3 months you receive a NEW Perfect-Fit, Plus Size Friendly Apron (of varying styles, but you choose your color).
• Plus, once every 3 months you receive a NEW Vintage themed flour sack towel and coordinating Vintage Cookbook download.
It’s designed to spark joy, creativity, and connection in your kitchen all month long.
Absolutely — and people love it.
Just use the recipient’s name and address at checkout and we’ll handle the rest.
Monthly Members: $4.99 flat-rate shipping each month (unless you purchase the VIP Free Shipping Pass for $19 at checkout.
VIP Annual Members: FREE SHIPPING on every monthly box (included with membership)
Your first box ships within the first 3–5 business days, then each month’s box ships at the beginning of the month.
No worries — we’ve got you.
If your Apron doesn’t fit quite right, just email us and we’ll help you exchange it and update our records so every apron after fits like a charm.
We want you to feel amazing in your apron. If you ever have any questions, just call or text us at 385-743-9093 or email Michelle@kitchenbillboards.com
Yes. Anytime.
You’re in full control.
Cancel whenever you’d like — no hoops, no guilt trips, no surprises.
Then you’re completely normal.
The Dinner Winner Society isn’t about perfection — it’s about creativity, community, and celebrating the kitchen magic you create whenever you create it.
Cook a lot? Great.
Cook sometimes? Still great.
Love cooking but have chaotic weeks? Welcome home.
Then send it back — seriously. If it doesn’t fit, flatter, or make you smile in the kitchen, we’ll refund or replace it. That’s our "Oh Yeah - She's Back" Guarantee.
You’ll receive a full sampler box for just $10 + $4.99 shipping.
You can enjoy everything, keep everything or cancel anytime.
If you love it (most people do!), your membership automatically continues at $29/month + $4.99 shipping starting the 1st of next month.
Each month has a theme, a story, and a piece of kitchen magic behind it.
The pins are designed to celebrate your wins, spark conversations, and build a collection that tells your story.
Women LOVE displaying them on their Dinner Winner Boards — and every month adds a new piece to your kitchen legacy.
Absolutely. First boxes ship within 3-5 business days from our Utah studio. You’ll get tracking the moment it heads your way.
All your boxes after that will ship out the first of the month and arrive at your door within 3-5 shipping days.
Yes!
You can skip any month you need to.
Life gets busy — the Society gets that. Just contact us at Michelle@kitchenbillboards@gmail.com 14 days before.
Nope!
The challenge is there to make your kitchen fun, but you’ll receive everything whether you participate or not.
YES — VIP Members get everything Monthly Members get…
PLUS all VIP perks, free shipping, and the PINK Card.
No problem, pricing may or may not have changed. You will just start a new membership!
Yes — the Secret Apron Society has a community component to it that is hosted on Facebook so it’s easy to join, interact, and share.
And, yes, there are a couple 'digital' components BUT, every month we will SHIP you a monthly box to your front door full of all the Secret Apron Society goodies!
Which means in the course of a year, you will have received 4 Perfect-Fit, Plus Size Friendly Aprons + 4 Vintage themed Flour Sack Towels + 4 Vintage Digital Cookbooks + 12 monthly Missions + 12 Kitchen Trophies (Apron Pins) + 12 Issues of our Kitchen Billboards MONTHLY w/SAS Classified Section and that's just the items we will be shipping to YOU!
Don't forget about the 'society' - It’s a curated, warm, clever, welcoming community full of women who genuinely love cooking and connecting, and you get them too!
We’re a small team of real-life home cooks on a mission to make the kitchen feel great again since 2018. Our aprons are made for comfort, confidence, and a dash of joy — because you deserve that every single night at dinner.
We want you to feel great about your purchase, so just reach out and we will answer all our questions or concerns! Just call or text us at 385-743-1406 or email Michelle@kitchenbillboards.com

This is a gorgeous apron! Love the color, the style, the quality and the workmanship.
I am a little bit heavier with A larger chest, and this fits comfortably with ample room to spare!
The stitch work is excellent. I highly highly recommend! So excited to wear this in the kitchen now, and not be fumbling around with apron, ties and ill fitting covers. Thank you Michelle for a great product and customer service! Cute packaging too!

This apron exceeded my expectations! It’s so well made and the fabric is so soft!
As a plus size woman aprons tend to be on the smaller size and this is the first apron that fits so well!
I want one in every color now!!

I am so excited to get this apron. It’s so comfortable and made so well.
Color is beautiful and it came early.
I get to use it just in time for Christmas baking. Highly recommend.
These aren’t random comments -
these are just 3 of the thousands of voices from women who finally felt:
✔ seen
✔ understood
✔ comfortable in their own kitchen
✔ excited to cook again
✔ connected to something made for them
The Secret Apron Society takes that same joy and stretches it into a full year of seasonal aprons, monthly challenges, vintage inspiration, and Collectible Apron Pin Trophies...the very BEST of everything we do at Kitchen Billboards finally, all inside one unforgettable society!
The apron you just bought was only the beginning.
NOW, you get to step into the lifestyle behind it!! 🌟
And it all starts for just $10.
Really!
It’s one of the best deals in the kitchen - and it's wait for you.
Q: Can I cancel anytime?
A: Yes! Cancel with one click inside your account - keep everything you’ve received.
Q: What ships first?
A: Your first Society packet + your Apron Pin I.D. Badge.
Q: When will my first apron and vintage towel ship?
A: Aprons + towels ship on the quarterly schedule - you’ll be notified before every shipment.
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